Before he was everyone’s favorite sitcom Dad and a reluctant Santa Clause, Tim Allen was just your typical friendly neighborhood drug dealer. While it’s certainly not an ideal way of life for a typical upstanding citizen, believe it or not it’s not the worst thing on this list. Not by a longshot..
Allen became embroiled in drug trafficking in the late 70s and was arrested in 1978 for possession of 1.4 lb of cocaine. He spent 60 days in jail and the more serious charges against him were dropped when he agreed to the authorities all he knew about the Kalamazoo drug scene, indicting 20 people in the process. Allen then spent 28 months in prison and put his drug dealing days behind him for good.