Steve Buscemi Is The Perfect Christian Grey In This Hilarious ‘Fifty Shades’ Parody

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With all the hullaballoo surrounding the upcoming release of Fifty Shades of Grey, chances are, if you fall within the saucy novel’s main demographic, it’s probably been easy to forget about the more important things in life lately. It’s likely that friends, family and sustenance have fallen by the wayside due to your incessant thoughts of Jamie Dornan in the guise of Christian Grey whispering sexy, sexy sweet nothings in your ear, saying things like:

“Why is anyone the way they are? That’s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?”

(…you guys, this is an actual quote from the book)… and who could blame you?

And what of Steve Buscemi? Has anybody spared a thought for Steve Buscemi lately? You’ve been neglecting him, haven’t you? Luckily, the people over at YouTube comedy channel, Boo Ya Pictures, haven’t forgotten about everyone’s favorite buck-toothed babe! They spliced the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer together with various clips of Steve Buscemi, from several of his most memorable performances from screen classics such as The Big Lebowski and Boardwalk Empire, to create the greatest trailer you will ever see ever (or at least today, anyway.) It makes you wonder what exactly the casting directors were thinking when they didn’t cast Buscemi in the role in the first place. For shame, Hollywood. For. Shame.

The sentence “You can bet your keester I’m going to get a piece of that pie!” has never been more erotic. Watch the video below, and weep for what could have been.